Are we there yet?

* driving on Hwy. 401 *

Brady: Mom, are we in Windsor yet?

Mom: Nope.

Brady: Are we still in Hamilton?

Mom: Nope.

Brady: Where are we?

Mom: We're in London.

Brady: Is that in this world?

Mom: Yes.

Brady: Is it London world?

Mom: No, London is in Ontario; all of the places we visit are in this world.

Brady: Where's the North Pole?

Mom: At the top of the world.

Brady: I wanna go to the North Pole.

Mom: Why?

Brady: Because then I could look down & see all of the people in the world.  Plus, Santa lives there.

Mom: Oh okay, but I think it's pretty cold there.

Brady: Yeah, but I'd just wear my jammies, because then I'd be all warm & comfy cozzy.

Mom: Yeah, that makes sense.

Brady: When can we go to the North Pole?

Mom: I'm not sure Brady.  Can't you just ask 'Are we there yet?' like most kids?

Brady: Yeah I could, but why would I do that?

Mom: Never mind.