How many ninjas do you see???

Mom: Hey buddy, are you excited about your 1st karate lesson tonight?

Brady: Yeah, I hope I learn to kick high & do the splits?  Is Kane coming too?

Mom: Yup, he is.  I wonder if Taylor would like to go to karate too?

Brady: No, she takes Acro, don't you remember?  She's a dancer, not a ninja.

What a deal!!!

Rylee: You have a big mirror in your bathroom.

Brady: Do we? It was free, it came with the house.
 
Rylee: Really? Good deal!