Mom: Hey buddy, how was school?
Brady: Good.
Mom: What's 1 thing you learned today?
Brady: It's snowing, so I need to wear my jammies inside out & backwards tonight, put a spoon under my pillow, put a fork in the freezer, and then flush 2 ice cubes down the toilet before bed.
Mom: Why???
Brady: It's the only way to ensure that school will be cancelled tomorrow for a snow day.
Mom: Good luck with that. * laughing *
