Love Don't Cost a Thing!!!

* after giving Mom a back massage *

Mom: Um Brady, what is this?

Brady: What?

Mom: This piece of paper on my dresser?

Brady: Oh, that's your bill.

Mom: My bill for what?

Brady: For the massage I gave you last night.

Mom: WHAT?  $80.00!!!  I thought you gave me that massage 'cause you love me & I work hard?!

Brady: Mom, it was $100.00, but I gave you a $20.00 discount 'cause I love you!

Mom: Wow - that's crazy!

* later that night *

Mom: Here you go...  * handing Brady a small slip of paper *

Brady: What's this for?  * he reads 'Brady's Invoice' *

Mom: Oh, that's your bill.

Brady: For what?

Mom: Well, keep reading it.

Brady: Okay.  Room per month = $300.00.  Food per month = $100.00.  Subtotal = $400.00.  Less massage for $80.00.  Total owing to Mom = $320.00.

Mom: When do you think you'll be able to pay me?

Brady: Mommmmmmmmm!!!

Mom: What?

Brady: I don't have $320.00.

Mom: Okay, well let's call it even then.

Brady: Deal, but the price of massages just went up.

Mom: I'll find a new masseuse. * laughing *

"Ooooh...It's like a cheap thriller, he's such a lady-killer."

* walking home from school *

Mom: Hey buddy, how was your day?

Brady: Good good goodie good good!!!

Mom: I'm so glad to hear that!

Brady: It's better now though.

Mom: Why?

Brady: Because I get to walk home with the most beautiful Mom in the world! :)

Mom: Awe Brady, you're such a "lady-killer"!

Brady: Hey Mom?

Mom: Yeah?

Brady: Does "lady-killer" mean that I threaten ladies?

Mom: NOOOOOOOOO!  It means that you say sweet things to ladies to make their hearts melt!

Brady: Oh okay, that's a good thing then.