Workin' da ladies!!!

Brady: Oh Mama, maybe I should arrest you for being so beautiful!

Mama: Aaww, thanks buddy!  Where did you learn that?

Brady: I heard it in a movie, but I can't remember which one, but I knew you'd like it.

Mama: You were right!

Who wears the pants?

Mom: Time to get dressed buddy.

Brady: But I don't want to wear pants. I want to wear shorts.

Mom: It's raining & cool out today, so you're wearing pants.  Do you remember what Daddy said last night?

Brady: Yes.

Mom: Okay, let's get you dressed.

Brady: *pouting while getting dressed*

Brady: Can I wear shorts tomorrow if it's not raining?

Mom: Not if it's still cool outside.

Brady: Why did Daddy have to tell you that I have to wear pants FOREVER?  It's not fair!

Mom: You don't have to wear pants forever Brady.  When the weather warms up, you can wear shorts.

Brady: It's never going to be warm outside, and my Dad thinks it's always cold out, so he's gonna make me wear pants FOREVER.  But when I'm a Daddy, I'm gonna let my kids wear shorts all the time, and no coats or sweaters either.

Mom: What if your kids get cold in shorts though, wouldn't you want them to be warm?

Brady: Well, if my kids say they're cold in shorts, I'm gonna tell them to go see my Dad, because my Dad LOVES pants?!  He always says "I'm the Dad & I wear the pants."