Mom: Uumm Brady...Jen told me that she found out you were trying to teach Taylor how to shoot the finger to say the 'F' word. Is that true?
* Brady looking at Mom with a blank face & no response *
Mom: Tell the truth Brady, I want you to tell me why you did that & what you were thinking. No lies.
Brady: I did try to teach that to Taylor.
Mom: Why?
Brady: I don't know.
Mom: That's not an answer. I want the real answer. Why did you do that?
Brady: Because.
Mom: What were you thinking?
Brady: I was thinking that I wouldn't get caught & have to tell you about it.
* Mom trying desperately not to laugh at Brady's honesty *
Mom: Uumm, thank you for telling me the truth, but NO MORE teaching bad words to other kids!
Brady: Are you gonna tell my Dad I did a swear word with my finger?
Mom: I do have to tell Daddy.
Brady: Don't forget to tell him that I told the truth though?
Mom: Okay.
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