Thursday, June 13, 2013

GREAT SCOTT!!!

Brady: I'm from the past Mom.  I came from a loooooong time ago.  I'm older than you, Daddy and Nana too.

Mom: Oh really?

Brady: Yes, I time traveled to get here to 2013.

Mom: Wow, that's exciting!  Where did you come from?

Brady: The 1980s.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Knowing you have a problem is the first step to recover?!

Brady: When is it going to be next year?

Mom: Not until January 2014. Why?

Brady: Because I want it to be my birthday again!

Mom: Well, you just had a birthday earlier this month, so you have a looooong time to wait for your next birthday.

Brady: I want to hurry up and turn 19, so I can drink beer!

Mom: Brady!!!!!!

Brady: Come on, let's get schwasted!!! * singing *

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Who wears the pants???

Brady: "YTV is having a contest that I want to enter. I need to send them my name, phone number, and a pair of pants."

Mommy: "A pair of pants? What kind of a contest is this? Why do we need to send YTV a pair of pants?"

Brady: "Because I don't have a dress to send them!"

Mommy: "Not a dress?! They want your ADDRESS!"