I like long walks on the beach...

Mom: "How was school today? Did anything exciting happen?"

Brady: "Actually, kind of.  Tyson felt bad when Cassandra asked him out, so he said yes; but he broke up with her today after a month, 'cause he didn't like her that much, and she was bawling like all day at school."

Mom: "Wow, she was that upset?"

Brady: "I know...so ridiculous, right? Like come on people, we are 12 years old in grade 7. It's not like we're in our thirties looking for long term intimate relationships?!"

Mom: *LOL*

The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit, Amen.

* picked Brady up early from school for his orthodontist appointment *

Brady: "I'm so hungry."

Mom: "You can have a snack after your appointment."

Brady: "You know what I'm craving?"

Mom: "What?"

Brady: "Christ."

Mom: "What's wrong?"

Brady: "Nothing. I'm hungry for Christ. That round white thing you get at church."

Mom: "The Holy Eucharist?"

Brady: "Yeah, it's so bland, but delicious. I'm craving it."

Mom: "You're so weird, never change!"

The sandwich struggle is real...

Brady: "I don't think I want to have kids."

Mom: "Why do you say that? I wanna be a Nana someday!"

Brady: "But if I have kids when I die they'll be sad & cry. I don't want to make my kids cry."

Mom: "Yeah, but you'll live a long life making memories with your kids, so they'll be sad, but they'll have so many happy memories with you too."

Brady: "But kids are so much work."

Mom: "Yes, that's true, but you're not that much work."

Brady: "Oh yes I am, you have to constantly make me sandwiches.  Ugh, who wants to always be making sandwiches for kids?!"

Mom: "Good point."