Technology is good. And fun.

Mom: Brady, can you please put your shoes on, 'cause we have to go soon?

Brady: Mom, do you know how our bums make the fart noise?

Mom: Like how the noise comes out?  Uumm, no I don't think I do.  Do you?

Brady: Yeah, it's from satelites.

Mom: Like satelites in the sky?  They make the noises for farts?

Brady:  Yeah, satelites make all loud noises - radios, farts, banging.

Mom: Who told you that satelites make fart noises come from our bums?

Brady: Daddy's Kim told me that.

Mom: Well, Kim is really smart, so she might be right; and since I don't know, we'll just go with that.

Brady: I think she's right too.

Mom: Wow, technology sure is something!

Brady: What's technology?

Mom: It's what people use to make things work like satelites, television, cell phones, PSP...

Brady: And my DS too?

Mom: Yup.

Brady: Yeah, technology is good.  And fun.

Mom: Brady, this is a strange conversation.

Brady: It is?  Why?

Mom: Never mind...can you please get your shoes on?

Can a 5 year old change the world? DAMN SKIPPY!

* reported to me by the daycare teacher who shall remain nameless *

Daycare Teacher: Brady, why did you & Kaleb say that Aiden is gay?  That's not nice to call him gay & it's bad.

Brady: No it's not.

Daycare Teacher: Yes Brady, it is mean to call people gay & it's bad.

Brady: You're wrong ________.  My Sara & Crystal are gay and they're not bad.  They love me, and they're my Mom's friends, and they're dog mother's too.  They let me eat cookies & freezies at their house, and I get to watch cartoons there too, and play video games.  And they're nice to me, even though Sara makes me eat all of my dinner.

Daycare Teacher: Oh, you're right.  That's not what I meant though.

Brady: What did you mean ________?

Daycare Teacher: Well, I meant that you shouldn't call anyone names.  Being gay isn't bad.

Brady: I told you it's not bad.  Stealing is bad.  Lying is bad.  Not sharing is bad.  Being conjested is bad.

Daycare Teacher: Thank you Brady.

Brady: You're welcome.

Are we there yet?

* driving on Hwy. 401 *

Brady: Mom, are we in Windsor yet?

Mom: Nope.

Brady: Are we still in Hamilton?

Mom: Nope.

Brady: Where are we?

Mom: We're in London.

Brady: Is that in this world?

Mom: Yes.

Brady: Is it London world?

Mom: No, London is in Ontario; all of the places we visit are in this world.

Brady: Where's the North Pole?

Mom: At the top of the world.

Brady: I wanna go to the North Pole.

Mom: Why?

Brady: Because then I could look down & see all of the people in the world.  Plus, Santa lives there.

Mom: Oh okay, but I think it's pretty cold there.

Brady: Yeah, but I'd just wear my jammies, because then I'd be all warm & comfy cozzy.

Mom: Yeah, that makes sense.

Brady: When can we go to the North Pole?

Mom: I'm not sure Brady.  Can't you just ask 'Are we there yet?' like most kids?

Brady: Yeah I could, but why would I do that?

Mom: Never mind.