Mom: "Wow, I'm so tired tonight!"
Brady: "Why?"
Mom: "Um, I went to the gym for 45 minutes this morning, worked all day, walked 2 different dogs for a total of 5K, did an hour of high-intensity TRX class, and took you to hockey practice."
Brady: "Why did you do so much?"
Mom: "I'm really trying to work hard to lose the last bit of weight, so I can have plastic surgery."
Brady: "On your face?"
Mom: "No, skin removal surg...hey, wait a minute? You think I need plastic surgery on my face?!"
