You don't have to brush all of your teeth...just the ones you want to keep...

Mom: Brady come brush your teeth before school.

Brady: Okay.

* Brady comes into bathroom & begins brushing his teeth; a minute passes. *

Mom: Are you still brushing your teeth?

Brady: Yes.

Mom: Are you getting all of the teeth in the back too?

Brady: I thought I only had to brush the ones I wanted to keep?

Mom: Brady, that's a joke.  You need to brush all of your teeth, not just the front ones.

Brady: Fine.  I'm brushing them all.

Mom: Do I need to come check them?

Brady: No Mom, I reached all the way back to my lungs!

Mom: Good job buddy!

Animal cruelty, robbers & sneezing...yeah those are all the same...

Mom: Wake up Brady.

* Brady slowly begins to wake *

Mom: Come on honey.  Time to get up.

Brady: My eyes are open Mom.

Mom: Okay, thanks.

Brady: Mom, guess what?  Zelda slept with me all night!!!

Mom: That's great!

Brady: That's REAL love Mom when your pet sleeps with you all night!

Mom: I know.

Brady: Mom, I don't know how any people could hurt their animal pets?

Mom: Me neither buddy.  It's not nice at all.

Brady: Two terrible things in the world are people who hurt their animal pets and robbers.

Mom: You're right.

* Brady sneezes 4 times *

Mom: Bless you, bless you, bless you, bless you.

Brady: Thanks Mom.  Sneezing lots of times is another terrible thing in this world.

Mom: You're right again honey.