Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Apparently, cameras & kids add 10 lbs.?!?!? =/

Brady: "Mom, you always look good, but you're looking really good since you've lost that 23 feet."

* after over-hearing me tell my Mom I lost 23 lbs. *

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

I love Honda!

Brady: I'm glad school will be done soon, and I don't want to go back!

Mom: You have to go back, remember I told you everyone has to go to school, because it's the law.

Brady: Why is that the law?  Why do kids need to go to school?

Mom: If you don't go to school now, then you won't be able to go to college or university, and then you won't have a good job to make money, and if you don't make money, then you can't buy a car or a house.

Brady: I don't need to make money, 'cause Gramma T. told me that she's got a bank account for me with birthday money in it, so I'll just use that money to buy a house & a car.

Mom: Oh really?

Brady: Yeah, I'm going to buy a Honda.  Maybe I'll buy 2 Hondas!

Mom: If you use your money to buy 2 Hondas, then where will you & your wife live?

Brady: We can live with you, I have bunk beds in my room, so she can have the bottom bunk.

Mom: Perfect, I'm sure she'll love that idea! * laughing hysterically *

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Brady: Mom, if you could be Johnny Depp & be rich or if you could be Iron Man & be rich, which would you choose?

Mom: Um, I've never thought about this, but I guess Johnny Depp.

Brady: WRONG!!! That's the wrong answer!!!

Mom: Why? Who would you be?

Brady: I'd choose to be Iron Man, 'cause then I'd be rich & I'd create dangerous inventions!

Mom: I see, makes sense.

Brady: I don't think girls understand this question?!

Mom: HEY!!!