Brady: "Mom, you always look good, but you're looking really good since you've lost that 23 feet."
* after over-hearing me tell my Mom I lost 23 lbs. *
“Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.” ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
I love Honda!
Brady: I'm glad school will be done soon, and I don't want to go back!
Mom: You have to go back, remember I told you everyone has to go to school, because it's the law.
Brady: Why is that the law? Why do kids need to go to school?
Mom: If you don't go to school now, then you won't be able to go to college or university, and then you won't have a good job to make money, and if you don't make money, then you can't buy a car or a house.
Brady: I don't need to make money, 'cause Gramma T. told me that she's got a bank account for me with birthday money in it, so I'll just use that money to buy a house & a car.
Mom: Oh really?
Brady: Yeah, I'm going to buy a Honda. Maybe I'll buy 2 Hondas!
Mom: If you use your money to buy 2 Hondas, then where will you & your wife live?
Brady: We can live with you, I have bunk beds in my room, so she can have the bottom bunk.
Mom: Perfect, I'm sure she'll love that idea! * laughing hysterically *
Mom: You have to go back, remember I told you everyone has to go to school, because it's the law.
Brady: Why is that the law? Why do kids need to go to school?
Mom: If you don't go to school now, then you won't be able to go to college or university, and then you won't have a good job to make money, and if you don't make money, then you can't buy a car or a house.
Brady: I don't need to make money, 'cause Gramma T. told me that she's got a bank account for me with birthday money in it, so I'll just use that money to buy a house & a car.
Mom: Oh really?
Brady: Yeah, I'm going to buy a Honda. Maybe I'll buy 2 Hondas!
Mom: If you use your money to buy 2 Hondas, then where will you & your wife live?
Brady: We can live with you, I have bunk beds in my room, so she can have the bottom bunk.
Mom: Perfect, I'm sure she'll love that idea! * laughing hysterically *
Girls! Girls! Girls!
Brady: Mom, if you could be Johnny Depp & be rich or if you could be Iron Man & be rich, which would you choose?
Mom: Um, I've never thought about this, but I guess Johnny Depp.
Brady: WRONG!!! That's the wrong answer!!!
Mom: Why? Who would you be?
Brady: I'd choose to be Iron Man, 'cause then I'd be rich & I'd create dangerous inventions!
Mom: I see, makes sense.
Brady: I don't think girls understand this question?!
Mom: HEY!!!
Mom: Um, I've never thought about this, but I guess Johnny Depp.
Brady: WRONG!!! That's the wrong answer!!!
Mom: Why? Who would you be?
Brady: I'd choose to be Iron Man, 'cause then I'd be rich & I'd create dangerous inventions!
Mom: I see, makes sense.
Brady: I don't think girls understand this question?!
Mom: HEY!!!
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