Paper doesn't beat anything?!

Brady: Why are we selling my 'Diego Sit 'n' Spin' toy?

Mom: Well, you're really getting too big for it, and you don't use it at all anymore, so it's time to get rid of some of the extra toys you have.  With the money you make you can buy yourself something new though.

Brady: Can I buy a Tim Horton's Strawberry-Banana Fruit Smoothie?

Mom: Yup.

Brady: Will I have a loonie when I sell my toy?

Mom: Yup.

* Driving to Tim Horton's after toy sold, Brady's holding his $10.00 bill that he made from the sale; then looking into the back seat to a sullen Brady, with tear filled eyes. *

Mom: Why are you so quiet?  What's wrong?

Brady: I don't want this piece of paper?!  You said I could have a loonie!

How many are you???

Mom: Hey buddy, look what I got for us to share!

Brady: What?

Mom: Chocolate & peanut butter mini-eggs...yummy!

Brady: Awesome!  Hey Mom, I'm gonna take 4 to start, because I'm 4 years old; but don't you take how many you are, because you're VERY old.

Mom: Okay, thanks Brady.

Forever + 1 Day

Brady: Mom, I want to stay with you forever.

Mom: Aaawww, thanks baby.  I want you to stay with Mommy forever too.

Brady: Yeah, I'm going to stay with you for like 100 days Mom.

* Brady gives Mom a BIG hug *

You stink!

* waking up *

Mom: Brady, come lay in Mommy's bed for a quick snuggle before we have to get ready.

Brady: No.

Mom: Please!

Brady: Okay.

* Brady crawls into Mom's bed, snuggles & cuddles ensue *

Mom: I love you Brady & you smell so great!

Brady: I do?

Mom: Yes honey, you do.

Brady: What do I smell like?

Mom: You smell like love!

* Brady burying his nose into Mom's neck & taking a BIG sniff *

Brady: You smell like yummy Plah-Doh!