Death by Dance

Mom: When is prom this year?

Brady: December 8th and the theme is Midnight Massacre.

Mom: *looking puzzled*

Brady: But we can't wear masks.

Mom: Oh...masquerade!

I always feel like, somebody's watching me...

Brady: "Do you ever think we are being spied on?"

Mom: "By who?"

Brady: "What if there are cameras behind the cat's eyes & they get in our faces to get information?"

Mom: "I think you need to stop watching conspiracy theorist stuff."

Like Mother Like Daughter

Brady: I was thinking about it tonight and you & Nana are so much alike.

Mom: Yes, we definitely are a lot alike.

Brady: Oh for sure. You look like each other, you both love me so much, and you both chew really annoyingly.

Me: Oh.

Dr. Frankenstein

Mom: "Wow, I'm so tired tonight!"

Brady: "Why?"

Mom: "Um, I went to the gym for 45 minutes this morning, worked all day, walked 2 different dogs for a total of 5K, did an hour of high-intensity TRX class, and took you to hockey practice."

Brady: "Why did you do so much?"

Mom: "I'm really trying to work hard to lose the last bit of weight, so I can have plastic surgery."

Brady: "On your face?"

Mom: "No, skin removal surg...hey, wait a minute? You think I need plastic surgery on my face?!"

The Office

Brady: "My role model in life is Michael Gary Scott."

Adulting. Ugh.

Brady: "Being an adult seems so much easier than being a kid. Well, except for taxes, mortgages and laundry."

Fork this!!!

Brady: "I wish cats could talk."

Mom: "You know they'd be telling you to stop mauling them."

Brady: "I can just hear Daisy saying LEAVE ME THE FORK ALONE!!!"