Mom: Hey Brady, did you know that you're my most favorite person in the whole universe?
Brady: Awe, thanks Mom. You're my 2nd favorite person in the whole universe.
Mom: Just 2nd??? * sounding distressed *
Brady: Yes, Nana is my number 1 and 1st person in the universe.
Mom: Oh. Okay.
Brady: Mom, did you know that without Nana you wouldn't even exist and be alive to be my number 2 and 2nd person? So really, it makes sense.
Mom: I see your logic. Thanks for explaining.