Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!

* in the car driving to Rock Camp *

Brady: Mom, do you ever wish you had a time machine?

Mom: Um, I don't know.  Guess I've never thought about it.  Why, do you wish you had a time machine?

Brady: Oh yeah, for sure.

Mom: Why?  What would you go back in time & change?

Brady: I'd go back to the olden days & tell them all about the future, so they could invent stuff earlier.

Mom: That's smart.

Brady: Would you do that too?

Mom: Maybe.

Brady: I know what you'd tell them to invent.

Mom: What?

Brady: You could go back to when you were born & tell them about colour movies, so they could invent them earlier, 'cause you love movies!

Mom: They had colour movies when I was born!?

Brady: They did?  I thought they only had black & white movies way back then.

Mom: What year do you think I was born???

Remember...this one time...at band camp...

* Brady tip-toeing into the living room *

Brady: Mom, are you done your preference call yet?

Mom: My what?

Brady: Your preference call.

Mom: It's called a conference call, and yes I'm done it.

Brady: I'm bored.

Mom: Go outside to play, see if Noah is home or ride your bike.

Brady: It's gonna rain.

Mom: Read a book.  Watch a movie.  Find something to do.

Brady: Maybe I could do your work?

Mom: Thank goodness for summer camp!