Adulting. Ugh.

Brady: "Being an adult seems so much easier than being a kid. Well, except for taxes, mortgages and laundry."

Fork this!!!

Brady: "I wish cats could talk."

Mom: "You know they'd be telling you to stop mauling them."

Brady: "I can just hear Daisy saying LEAVE ME THE FORK ALONE!!!"

Rosetta Stone ain't got nothin' on Brady!?

Brady: "Mein Name ist Brady, ich bin 12 Jahre alt."

Mom: "Brady?"

Brady: "Yes?"

Mom: "What are you doing in there?"

Brady: "I've decided to teach myself to speak German."

Mom: "Okay?!"

Just say no to drugs...

Brady: "I'm getting so high."

Mom: "What?!"

Brady: "Yeah, I'm so much higher than I was in June."

Mom: "Ohhh, you mean tall.  You're so much taller than you were in June."

Brady: "Yeah, I bet when you measure me this June I'll be even higher."

Mom: TALLER.  You'll be taller."