Brady: Mom, did you know that some people don't believe that Santa Claus is real, and they think that the parents buy all of the presents & take a bite of the cookies?
Mom: WHAT? Who doesn't believe in Santa? Parents couldn't do all of that in 1 night.
Brady: * smiling * Oh, I see what you're doing. You're coping the movie "Elf".
Mom: Aren't you?
Brady: No Mom, I'm serious. Some kids at school were talking about Santa not being real.
Mom: Well, maybe those kids won't get Christmas presents, because you need to believe in Santa for him to bring you gifts. What do you think?
Brady: I do believe Santa is real.
Mom: Why do you believe?
Brady: Because # 1 Papa Robbie met him at the North Pole, and # 2 we have Zack the Elf visiting us every night and I know you wouldn't cause the mischief he does because you don't like messes.
Mom: You're right, I'd never EVER put toothpaste on the counter?!