May the Force be with you.

Brady: Mom, can we go to Tim Horton's for a donut?

Mom: No Brady, because you already had a treat after hockey today.

Brady: Why not though?

Mom: Because Brady, you've already had some candy today, and who bought you that treat?

Brady: You did.

Mom: That's right, so don't you think you're lucky to have such a nice Mom that buys you treats?

Brady: Yes, you are a nice Mom; that's why I wanted to come out of your tummy, and no one else's.  I came out of your tummy first, right Mom?

Mom: Yes, you did.

Brady: Do you know who was the first person born in the entire world though Mom?

Mom: No, who was it Brady?  * expecting to hear Jesus or God *

Brady: Yoda.

Because...

Mommy: Buddy, how come you're so cute?

Brady: Uumm, because.

Mommy: Because why?

Brady: Uumm, because that's how I'm made.

It's not THAT bad.

Mom: Time to get up Brady.  Come on honey, it's your last day of school & then the weekend is here.

Brady: Why do you have to pay for me to go to school?

Mom: I don't pay for you to go to school.  It's free.

Brady: WHAT!?  Then why do I have to go?

Mom: Because it's the law, and if you don't go then Mommy & Daddy will get in trouble.

Brady: How much trouble?

Mom: We'd have to go to jail.

Brady: If I don't go to school the police will put you & Daddy in jail?

Mom: Yes Brady, it's the law & we have to obey the law.

Brady: You know what - I don't think jail is THAT bad Mom.

Mom: You're going to school.  Get up.

The Biggest Loser

Brady: Mom, are you gonna go on t.v. to that show?

* we were watching 'The Biggest Loser' *

Mom: No.

Brady: You should think about it, because then you could exercise.

Mom: Thanks Brady.

Don't forget...

Brady: I never forget anything, except for the times I don't remember.

Super Bowl XLV

* Green Bay's 2nd touchdown *

Brady: YAY, the Green Bay got down!

* everyone laughing *

Brady: What, that's what my Dad is yelling right now too!

You wish!

Mom: Guess what Brady?

Brady: What?

Mom: It's snowing out, so school is cancelled.

Brady: FOREVER???

Mom: You wish...no...for today!  Hahahahaha!!!