Lesson Learned

Brady: Wow, I had a rough day today?!

Mom: Oh, sorry to hear that buddy.  Why did you have such a rough day?

Brady: I had to do math 6 times at school today, and only got to go outside to play 2 times.

Mom: Yeah, that does sound rough.

Brady: Doesn't it???

Mom: Well, at least your day is over now.

Brady: You can say that again, but one good thing, I did get to learn today.

Mom: Math?

Brady: No.

Mom: Oh, what did you learn then?

Brady: That when I'm an adult I want a job where I can go outside to play 6 times a day and only do math 2 times a day.

Mom: Good plan!

Brady: I think so too.

Bee-Beep!!!

Brady: "Why do coyotes like eating Roadrunners Mommy?"

Anatomy 101

* as Brady starts to choke on a raisin *

Mom: Are you okay?

Brady: Yeah, I am now.  I just choked 'cause it went down my breathing column.

Mom: That was close.  Try to keep your breathing column & your eating column separate.  Okay?

Brady: Definitely!