Such a lucky boy!

Brady: "Mama, I'm going to love you forever, and when I have a baby, I'm gonna tell him that he's not as lucky as me, because I came out of your tummy and he didn't."

I love you.

Mommy:  Brady, I love you.

Brady:  I love you too Mommy.

Mommy:  Do you know that you're my favorite person in the whole world?

Brady:  Yeah.

Mommy:  How did you know that?

Brady:  If I wasn't your favorite person in the whole world, you wouldn't have picked me out at the "People Store" when I was a baby.  Duh?

Mommy:  Oh right.

I have a penis.

Brady: Mommy, I have a penis.

Mommy: Yup.

Brady: Boys have penises.

Mommy: Yup.

Brady: Daddy has a penis, Casey has a penis, I have a penis, Uncle Dennis has a penis, and Austin has a penis.

Mommy: Yup.

Brady: You don't have a penis though, 'cause you're a girl & girls are different, right Mom?

Mommy: Right.

Brady: Girls have baginas.

Mommy: It's V-agina.

Brady: That's what I said, bagina.

Mommy: Okay.

Brady: You're a girl & I'm a boy. And you're different from me in other ways too Mommy.

Mommy: How else am I different Brady?

Brady: Like I have a little round head, and you have a big square head.

Mommy: Uh, yeah I guess, thanks Brady.

Still no... F#@?

Brady: I’m four now, Steph.

Stephanie: I know, buddy.  You’re so big!

* Brady sits high atop a bench around the deck *

Brady: I'm four now, so I can sit like this.

Stephanie: Wow!  Be careful though, buddy.

Brady: Know what else?

Stephanie: What?

Brady: 'Cause I’m four now, I can say fuck.

Stephanie: No.  No, you can’t.

Brady: Yeah, Mom said that too.  * bowing his head in shame *

F#@?

Brady: I'm 4 now Mommy, so I can say fuck!

Mommy: No Brady, you can't.