Like Mother Like Daughter

Brady: I was thinking about it tonight and you & Nana are so much alike.

Mom: Yes, we definitely are a lot alike.

Brady: Oh for sure. You look like each other, you both love me so much, and you both chew really annoyingly.

Me: Oh.

Dr. Frankenstein

Mom: "Wow, I'm so tired tonight!"

Brady: "Why?"

Mom: "Um, I went to the gym for 45 minutes this morning, worked all day, walked 2 different dogs for a total of 5K, did an hour of high-intensity TRX class, and took you to hockey practice."

Brady: "Why did you do so much?"

Mom: "I'm really trying to work hard to lose the last bit of weight, so I can have plastic surgery."

Brady: "On your face?"

Mom: "No, skin removal surg...hey, wait a minute? You think I need plastic surgery on my face?!"

The Office

Brady: "My role model in life is Michael Gary Scott."

Adulting. Ugh.

Brady: "Being an adult seems so much easier than being a kid. Well, except for taxes, mortgages and laundry."

Fork this!!!

Brady: "I wish cats could talk."

Mom: "You know they'd be telling you to stop mauling them."

Brady: "I can just hear Daisy saying LEAVE ME THE FORK ALONE!!!"

Rosetta Stone ain't got nothin' on Brady!?

Brady: "Mein Name ist Brady, ich bin 12 Jahre alt."

Mom: "Brady?"

Brady: "Yes?"

Mom: "What are you doing in there?"

Brady: "I've decided to teach myself to speak German."

Mom: "Okay?!"

Just say no to drugs...

Brady: "I'm getting so high."

Mom: "What?!"

Brady: "Yeah, I'm so much higher than I was in June."

Mom: "Ohhh, you mean tall.  You're so much taller than you were in June."

Brady: "Yeah, I bet when you measure me this June I'll be even higher."

Mom: TALLER.  You'll be taller."

Daddy Dearest

* eating breakfast *

Brady: “I think I’ll be a good Dad.”

Mom: “Oh, you’re gonna be a great Dad some day.”

Brady: “I hope I have a son though.”

Mom: “Yeah, that would be cool, ‘cause then you could watch him play hockey or even coach his team!”

Brady: “I would coach all his teams, and then we could have great father/son bondage time.”

Mom: “Um, you mean bonding time. Bondage time would mean you’re gonna tie each other up!?” 

Brady: “Oh, if I did that then I wouldn’t be a good Dad!” 

Mom: LOL