Brady: "Mom, I need to save up more money."
Mom: "Join the club buddy!"
Brady: "Can I do more jobs here to make money?"
Mom: "Sure."
Brady: "Will you pay me $5.00 to be a misogynist?"
Mom: "Pardon me?"
Brady: "Will you pay me to be a misogynist?"
Mom: "Ummm, can you explain how you're gonna do that job?"
Brady: "You know...you give me $5.00 and I'll give you a back rub. It's extra for a foot rub though."
Mom: "Oh, you mean masseuse...someone that gives massages."
Brady: "Yeah, that. I thought they were called mass-oge-in-ists."
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Live in the Now
Mom: How was school today? Anything new?
Brady: There's a girl in my class named Kayla and she told me she likes me.
Mom: Wow, that's exciting! What did you say when she told you that?
Brady: I told her that was nice of her to say, but I'm taken.
Mom: Well, I guess it's nice to know that your options are open.
Brady: Mom, live in the now.
Brady: There's a girl in my class named Kayla and she told me she likes me.
Mom: Wow, that's exciting! What did you say when she told you that?
Brady: I told her that was nice of her to say, but I'm taken.
Mom: Well, I guess it's nice to know that your options are open.
Brady: Mom, live in the now.
The Cat's Meow!
*driving home after meeting a friend's new wee puppy*
Mom: Oh, Jorja is so cute!
Brady: Mom, do you like dogs or cats better?
Mom: Cats. I'm a cat person for sure.
Brady: Why?
Mom: Um, cats are just easier to take care of. What do you like better?
Brady: Obviously, cats.
Mom: Why?
Brady: Well, scientists were surveyed and it's been proven that from an evolutionary perspective cats are smarter than dogs, they don't need to be taken care of & they're able to survive longer than dogs too.
Mom: Um, oh. *puzzled look*
Brady: What?
Mom: I thought you were gonna say you like cats better 'cause they're snuggly.
Brady: Okay. Yeah, that too.
Mom: Oh, Jorja is so cute!
Brady: Mom, do you like dogs or cats better?
Mom: Cats. I'm a cat person for sure.
Brady: Why?
Mom: Um, cats are just easier to take care of. What do you like better?
Brady: Obviously, cats.
Mom: Why?
Brady: Well, scientists were surveyed and it's been proven that from an evolutionary perspective cats are smarter than dogs, they don't need to be taken care of & they're able to survive longer than dogs too.
Mom: Um, oh. *puzzled look*
Brady: What?
Mom: I thought you were gonna say you like cats better 'cause they're snuggly.
Brady: Okay. Yeah, that too.
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Gym Class Dropout
Brady: Can I have a note to miss gym today?
Mom: Why?
Brady: Because I don't want to do gym?
Mom: You love gym though.
Brady: Not right now. We are doing dancing. I hate it, but Miss Kruezer said if we don't participate then we can't do the stuff we like.
Mom: That's a good idea.
Brady: I told her I like math.
Mom: Good try buddy; someday you'll be happy you took dance.
Brady: No I won't.
Mom: Yes you will, when you go to a school dance. Plus, girls love a man that can dance!
Brady: I won't be going.
Mom: Someday you might wanna go.
Brady: I doubt it and if I do go to a school dance, it'll be for the food.
Mom: *LOL*
Mom: Why?
Brady: Because I don't want to do gym?
Mom: You love gym though.
Brady: Not right now. We are doing dancing. I hate it, but Miss Kruezer said if we don't participate then we can't do the stuff we like.
Mom: That's a good idea.
Brady: I told her I like math.
Mom: Good try buddy; someday you'll be happy you took dance.
Brady: No I won't.
Mom: Yes you will, when you go to a school dance. Plus, girls love a man that can dance!
Brady: I won't be going.
Mom: Someday you might wanna go.
Brady: I doubt it and if I do go to a school dance, it'll be for the food.
Mom: *LOL*
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