Bye bye Mexico.

Brady: Bye bye Mexico.

* waving at the airplanes as we head to the parking lot on the airport shuttle to pick up our car *

Brady: Mom, when we were in Mexico * eyes closed *, I was dreaming dreaming dreaming.

Mom: I know.

Brady: But now * fist waving in the air *, DAMN YOU REALITY!!!

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

Brady: Mom, have you ever had sex?

Mom: * jaw on table *

Mom: Uumm Brady, where did you hear that word?

Brady: School.

Mom: Well, we don't ask people questions like that.  You're too young to be talking like that too, but someday Mommy & Daddy will talk to you about that word.

Brady: Okay.

Mom: Okay.

Brady: Hey Mom...

Mom: Yeah, what?

Brady: I think I'm gonna like Vegas.

He's a man with a plan!

* after school *

Mom: "Brady, why haven't you been eating your lunch at school?  Aren't you hungry?"

Brady: "Mom, I don't want to eat, 'cause I don't want to grow, and then I can be a kid forever!"

I hate school.

Mom: Brady, come on.  Time to get up.  It's your last day of school & Daddy's picking you up at school tonight too!

Brady: Do I get a day off?

Mom: You get 2 days off, and you get 2 sleepovers with Daddy & Kim.

Brady: I need 100 days off.

Mom: Well, school doesn't give 100 days off.

Brady: I hate school.

Mom: Don't say that.

Brady: I do.  I hate school.

Mom: Brady, I don't like to hear that.  School is fun.

Brady: No it's not.  I hate school.  There aren't even any toys there.

Mom: Yes there are toys there & school can be fun.

Brady: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  There's no schedule.  There's no activities.  All we do is sit on a carpet & learn all day.

Red Wings Rule

Mom: Put your hat on.

Brady: I don't want to wear my hat.

Mom: It's cold outside.  You need your hat.  Put it on.

Brady: * puts hat on *

Mom: Your hat is on backwards.

* Detroit Red Wings logo on the back of his head *

Brady: No it's not.  I want the Red Wings in the back.

Mom: Why?  That's silly.

Brady: I hate the Red Wings.

Mom: No you don't.  The Red Wings are awesome.

Brady: No.  I hate the Red Wings.  The Leafs are awesome.  I like the Leafs.

* BIG smile on his face taunting Mom *

Mom: That's so mean.  Do you want Mommy, Daddy, Auntie Dawn & Papa Robbie to cry.

Brady: Yup.

Mom: Hey!  No one likes the Leafs anyway.

Brady: Yes.  Sandy does, and Uncle Greg, Papa and Uncle Dennis too.

Mom: But what about Mommy & Daddy?

Brady: Oh, Daddy likes the Leafs now too.

Mom: No he doesn't.

Brady: Yes, he does.  He told me. * BIGGER smile on his face *

Mom: I'm pretty sure Daddy doesn't like the Leafs.

Brady: You like the Leafs Mom.  I know you do Mom.

Mom: Okay, so after swimming lessons I'll be packing your clothes, so you can move out.

Brady: Yay!  * cheering & laughing *

Mom: Leafs suck!

Brady: No. Red Wings suck & smell like barf, and Leafs are awesome & smell like cake.

Mom: * pretends to cry *

Brady: * laughing hysterically *