I love you.

Mommy:  Brady, I love you.

Brady:  I love you too Mommy.

Mommy:  Do you know that you're my favorite person in the whole world?

Brady:  Yeah.

Mommy:  How did you know that?

Brady:  If I wasn't your favorite person in the whole world, you wouldn't have picked me out at the "People Store" when I was a baby.  Duh?

Mommy:  Oh right.

I have a penis.

Brady: Mommy, I have a penis.

Mommy: Yup.

Brady: Boys have penises.

Mommy: Yup.

Brady: Daddy has a penis, Casey has a penis, I have a penis, Uncle Dennis has a penis, and Austin has a penis.

Mommy: Yup.

Brady: You don't have a penis though, 'cause you're a girl & girls are different, right Mom?

Mommy: Right.

Brady: Girls have baginas.

Mommy: It's V-agina.

Brady: That's what I said, bagina.

Mommy: Okay.

Brady: You're a girl & I'm a boy. And you're different from me in other ways too Mommy.

Mommy: How else am I different Brady?

Brady: Like I have a little round head, and you have a big square head.

Mommy: Uh, yeah I guess, thanks Brady.