Mom: Brady, what are you doing down there? Why are you so quiet?
* silence...no response *
Mom: Brady?
Brady: Nothing. I'm just being quiet. I'm not doing anything.
* long silent pause *
Brady: And I'm not in the 'Stay-Out' closet either, so don't come down here Mom.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Sleepin' wit da fishes...
Mom: Are you excited about camping with Daddy & Kim at Papa Robbie's trailer?
Brady: Yeah, but Casey isn't.
Mom: Oh, I'm sure Casey is excited too. You can ask him when you see him on Tuesday with Daddy.
Brady: No Mom, he's not; because Daddy said that if Casey poops his pants at Papa Robbie's trailer, he's going to take Casey's pants off, put him in the lake, and let the fish clean his bum.
* Mom laughing hysterically *
Mom: Brady, your Dad was joking when he said that. Fish aren't gonna clean Casey's bum.
Brady: Are the fish going to eat Casey's bum?
* Mom laughing harder *
Mom: No honey, no fish are going to clean or eat Casey's bum. If Casey has an accident in his pants, Daddy or Kim will wash him up & change his underwear. You don't have to worry.
Brady: I'm not worried about it.
Mom: Oh okay.
Brady: I don't think Daddy was joking though Mom, because he wasn't laughing & he wasn't trying to make me laugh either.
Mom: Trust me honey, Daddy was joking around. Maybe he didn't laugh, but it was like a joke to try to help Casey not have accidents in his pants. Why don't you help Casey too, so he sees that you're a 'Big Boy' & then he'll want to be like you?
Brady: I am a 'Big Boy', and I don't have accidents, and I don't want ANY fish cleaning my bum!!!
Mom: Okay, I'll let Daddy & Kim know.
* Mom laughing hysterically into tears *
Brady: Yeah, but Casey isn't.
Mom: Oh, I'm sure Casey is excited too. You can ask him when you see him on Tuesday with Daddy.
Brady: No Mom, he's not; because Daddy said that if Casey poops his pants at Papa Robbie's trailer, he's going to take Casey's pants off, put him in the lake, and let the fish clean his bum.
* Mom laughing hysterically *
Mom: Brady, your Dad was joking when he said that. Fish aren't gonna clean Casey's bum.
Brady: Are the fish going to eat Casey's bum?
* Mom laughing harder *
Mom: No honey, no fish are going to clean or eat Casey's bum. If Casey has an accident in his pants, Daddy or Kim will wash him up & change his underwear. You don't have to worry.
Brady: I'm not worried about it.
Mom: Oh okay.
Brady: I don't think Daddy was joking though Mom, because he wasn't laughing & he wasn't trying to make me laugh either.
Mom: Trust me honey, Daddy was joking around. Maybe he didn't laugh, but it was like a joke to try to help Casey not have accidents in his pants. Why don't you help Casey too, so he sees that you're a 'Big Boy' & then he'll want to be like you?
Brady: I am a 'Big Boy', and I don't have accidents, and I don't want ANY fish cleaning my bum!!!
Mom: Okay, I'll let Daddy & Kim know.
* Mom laughing hysterically into tears *
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
When it rains, it pours...
Mom: Hey Brady, did you hear the storm last night? There was lots of loud thunder!
Brady: Um Mom, I was sleeping, so I turned my ears off. How do you think I hear if I'm asleep and my ears are turned off?
Mom: Oh, right. That makes sense.
Brady: Um Mom, I was sleeping, so I turned my ears off. How do you think I hear if I'm asleep and my ears are turned off?
Mom: Oh, right. That makes sense.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Ain’t about the cha-chang cha-chang; ain't about the ba-bling ba-bling...
Brady: Here you go Mom, I'm gonna put this money by your purse.
Mom: What is it? Why are you giving me money?
Brady: I'm giving you 2 pennies & 2 diamonds.
* sets 2 pennies & 2 dimes next to Mom's purse *
Brady: You can use it for Tim Hortons today.
Mom: Okay, thanks buddy.
Brady: I'm also giving you that money to say thank you.
Mom: Thank you for what?
Brady: Thank you for everything you do for me. Like for giving me a loonie yesterday, and then for not being mad at me for losing the loonie.
Mom: What is it? Why are you giving me money?
Brady: I'm giving you 2 pennies & 2 diamonds.
* sets 2 pennies & 2 dimes next to Mom's purse *
Brady: You can use it for Tim Hortons today.
Mom: Okay, thanks buddy.
Brady: I'm also giving you that money to say thank you.
Mom: Thank you for what?
Brady: Thank you for everything you do for me. Like for giving me a loonie yesterday, and then for not being mad at me for losing the loonie.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Every wedding needs one...
Brady: Mom, when there's another wedding some day, could I be the 'Rainbow Boy' again?
Mom: The 'Rainbow Boy' - what's that?
Brady: Like I was when Auntie Dawn & Uncle Greg got married.
* Brady was the 'Ring Bearer' at his Auntie Dawn & Uncle Greg's wedding *
Mom: The 'Rainbow Boy' - what's that?
Brady: Like I was when Auntie Dawn & Uncle Greg got married.
* Brady was the 'Ring Bearer' at his Auntie Dawn & Uncle Greg's wedding *
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