Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Trump Ain't Got Nothin' on Him...

Brady: "Mom, I need to save up more money."

Mom: "Join the club buddy!"

Brady: "Can I do more jobs here to make money?"

Mom: "Sure."

Brady: "Will you pay me $5.00 to be a misogynist?"

Mom: "Pardon me?"

Brady: "Will you pay me to be a misogynist?"

Mom: "Ummm, can you explain how you're gonna do that job?"

Brady: "You know...you give me $5.00 and I'll give you a back rub.  It's extra for a foot rub though."

Mom: "Oh, you mean masseuse...someone that gives massages."

Brady: "Yeah, that.  I thought they were called mass-oge-in-ists."