Brady: "Mom, I need to save up more money."
Mom: "Join the club buddy!"
Brady: "Can I do more jobs here to make money?"
Mom: "Sure."
Brady: "Will you pay me $5.00 to be a misogynist?"
Mom: "Pardon me?"
Brady: "Will you pay me to be a misogynist?"
Mom: "Ummm, can you explain how you're gonna do that job?"
Brady: "You know...you give me $5.00 and I'll give you a back rub. It's extra for a foot rub though."
Mom: "Oh, you mean masseuse...someone that gives massages."
Brady: "Yeah, that. I thought they were called mass-oge-in-ists."