You're in a cult. Call your Dad.

Brady: "Mom, when I grow up I wanna be like Tom Cruise."

Mom: "Really? Why?"

* worrying he wants to be a couch jumping Scientologist actor *

Brady: "Because then I can just throw away my clothes after I wear them, and I never have to do laundry & I can just buy a new outfit each day!"

Mom: "Makes sense buddy, 'cause I'm sure that's the best thing about Tom Cruise's life."

Yes. Yes, he's spoiled.

Mom: "Good morning baby, would you like some cinnamon raisin toast for breakfast?"

Brady: " Yes please. Mom?"

Mom: "Yes buddy?"

Brady: "You're so beautiful. You're like a snowflake - beautiful and unique."