Mom: Are you excited about camping with Daddy & Kim at Papa Robbie's trailer?
Brady: Yeah, but Casey isn't.
Mom: Oh, I'm sure Casey is excited too. You can ask him when you see him on Tuesday with Daddy.
Brady: No Mom, he's not; because Daddy said that if Casey poops his pants at Papa Robbie's trailer, he's going to take Casey's pants off, put him in the lake, and let the fish clean his bum.
* Mom laughing hysterically *
Mom: Brady, your Dad was joking when he said that. Fish aren't gonna clean Casey's bum.
Brady: Are the fish going to eat Casey's bum?
* Mom laughing harder *
Mom: No honey, no fish are going to clean or eat Casey's bum. If Casey has an accident in his pants, Daddy or Kim will wash him up & change his underwear. You don't have to worry.
Brady: I'm not worried about it.
Mom: Oh okay.
Brady: I don't think Daddy was joking though Mom, because he wasn't laughing & he wasn't trying to make me laugh either.
Mom: Trust me honey, Daddy was joking around. Maybe he didn't laugh, but it was like a joke to try to help Casey not have accidents in his pants. Why don't you help Casey too, so he sees that you're a 'Big Boy' & then he'll want to be like you?
Brady: I am a 'Big Boy', and I don't have accidents, and I don't want ANY fish cleaning my bum!!!
Mom: Okay, I'll let Daddy & Kim know.
* Mom laughing hysterically into tears *
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