Red Wings Rule

Mom: Put your hat on.

Brady: I don't want to wear my hat.

Mom: It's cold outside.  You need your hat.  Put it on.

Brady: * puts hat on *

Mom: Your hat is on backwards.

* Detroit Red Wings logo on the back of his head *

Brady: No it's not.  I want the Red Wings in the back.

Mom: Why?  That's silly.

Brady: I hate the Red Wings.

Mom: No you don't.  The Red Wings are awesome.

Brady: No.  I hate the Red Wings.  The Leafs are awesome.  I like the Leafs.

* BIG smile on his face taunting Mom *

Mom: That's so mean.  Do you want Mommy, Daddy, Auntie Dawn & Papa Robbie to cry.

Brady: Yup.

Mom: Hey!  No one likes the Leafs anyway.

Brady: Yes.  Sandy does, and Uncle Greg, Papa and Uncle Dennis too.

Mom: But what about Mommy & Daddy?

Brady: Oh, Daddy likes the Leafs now too.

Mom: No he doesn't.

Brady: Yes, he does.  He told me. * BIGGER smile on his face *

Mom: I'm pretty sure Daddy doesn't like the Leafs.

Brady: You like the Leafs Mom.  I know you do Mom.

Mom: Okay, so after swimming lessons I'll be packing your clothes, so you can move out.

Brady: Yay!  * cheering & laughing *

Mom: Leafs suck!

Brady: No. Red Wings suck & smell like barf, and Leafs are awesome & smell like cake.

Mom: * pretends to cry *

Brady: * laughing hysterically *