I hate school.

Mom: Brady, come on.  Time to get up.  It's your last day of school & Daddy's picking you up at school tonight too!

Brady: Do I get a day off?

Mom: You get 2 days off, and you get 2 sleepovers with Daddy & Kim.

Brady: I need 100 days off.

Mom: Well, school doesn't give 100 days off.

Brady: I hate school.

Mom: Don't say that.

Brady: I do.  I hate school.

Mom: Brady, I don't like to hear that.  School is fun.

Brady: No it's not.  I hate school.  There aren't even any toys there.

Mom: Yes there are toys there & school can be fun.

Brady: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  There's no schedule.  There's no activities.  All we do is sit on a carpet & learn all day.