The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit, Amen.

* picked Brady up early from school for his orthodontist appointment *

Brady: "I'm so hungry."

Mom: "You can have a snack after your appointment."

Brady: "You know what I'm craving?"

Mom: "What?"

Brady: "Christ."

Mom: "What's wrong?"

Brady: "Nothing. I'm hungry for Christ. That round white thing you get at church."

Mom: "The Holy Eucharist?"

Brady: "Yeah, it's so bland, but delicious. I'm craving it."

Mom: "You're so weird, never change!"