Brady: "Mom, when I grow up I wanna be like Tom Cruise."
Mom: "Really? Why?"
* worrying he wants to be a couch jumping Scientologist actor *
Brady: "Because then I can just throw away my clothes after I wear them, and I never have to do laundry & I can just buy a new outfit each day!"
Mom: "Makes sense buddy, 'cause I'm sure that's the best thing about Tom Cruise's life."
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