* after giving Mom a back massage *
Mom: Um Brady, what is this?
Brady: What?
Mom: This piece of paper on my dresser?
Brady: Oh, that's your bill.
Mom: My bill for what?
Brady: For the massage I gave you last night.
Mom: WHAT? $80.00!!! I thought you gave me that massage 'cause you love me & I work hard?!
Brady: Mom, it was $100.00, but I gave you a $20.00 discount 'cause I love you!
Mom: Wow - that's crazy!
* later that night *
Mom: Here you go... * handing Brady a small slip of paper *
Brady: What's this for? * he reads 'Brady's Invoice' *
Mom: Oh, that's your bill.
Brady: For what?
Mom: Well, keep reading it.
Brady: Okay. Room per month = $300.00. Food per month = $100.00. Subtotal = $400.00. Less massage for $80.00. Total owing to Mom = $320.00.
Mom: When do you think you'll be able to pay me?
Brady: Mommmmmmmmm!!!
Mom: What?
Brady: I don't have $320.00.
Mom: Okay, well let's call it even then.
Brady: Deal, but the price of massages just went up.
Mom: I'll find a new masseuse. * laughing *
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