He really IS amazing!

* after lots and LOTS of other talking throughout the movie *

Brady: Mom?

Mom: Yeah?

Brady: How did getting bit by a spider turn him into Spider-man?

Mom: It was a radioactive spider & chemicals did it.

Brady: But that couldn't really happen to a human.

Mom: No, it couldn't.

Brady: Then why did it happen?

Mom: It's just a movie Brady.

Brady: But he's just a man, right?

Mom: Yes, he's a man.

Brady: A man named Peter Parker, right?

Mom: Well, that's the character's name.  In real life that guy has a real name like you do.  Your real name is Brady Thompson.

Brady: That man isn't real?

Mom: No, he's real, but he's acting.  It's a movie.  His name isn't really Peter Parker.

Brady: I've seen a Spider-man movie at home, and this isn't it.  The Spider-man movie is different than this.  This must be the real thing.

* he's referring to the movie with Toby Macguire *

Mom: No, they're both movies.  Just different movies.

Brady: How?

Mom: Ssshhh, let's just watch the movie.

Brady: If we wanted to watch the Spider-man movie, why didn't we just watch it at home?  This isn't the Spider-man movie.  I swear to you Mom.  I've seen it.

Mom: Brady, please.  No more talking.  Let's watch & see what happens.

Brady:  Okay.  This shouldn't be called "The Amazing Spider-man" though, it should be called "The Pretend Spider-man".

Mom: Brady?  Enough!

Brady: Plus, the real Spider-man has REAL webslingers.  That guy just has toys on his wrist.

Mom: SSSHHH!!!