Oh Canada!

Brady: I'm glad to be Canadian.

Mom: Are you?  That's great!  Why are you proud to be Canadian?

Brady: Because if I lived in Windsor, then that would be way to far to walk to my school.

Mom: Windsor is in Canada too, just like Hamilton.  Windsor & Hamilton are cities in the province of Ontario, and Ontario is in our country Canada.

Brady: Well, I'm glad we're all Canadians then on this earth.

Mom: Me too.

Brady: You said there are lots of cities in Canada, right?

Mom: Yup.

Brady: Wow, I learned that new today!

Mom: Didn't you learn anything new at school today though?

Brady: Yeah, I did.

Mom: What did you learn at school today?

Brady: I learned that if I step on a crack I'll break my mother's back, and if I step on a line I'll break my father's spine.

Mom: Okay?!

Brady: So I guess I learned 2 things today then.

Mom: Guess so.