I wish I could say it was the fever talking...

Tonight, I spent 3 hours in the hospital emergency with my son while he was being assessed due to a moderate/high fever & flu like symptoms.  During that time, Brady said some funny FUNNY things, so I thought I'd record all of his 1-liners.

• "How long before the doctor comes to see me, 'cause he sure is taking his time?"
• "If that doctor doesn't hurry up, I'm gonna rip this hospital bracelet off & start running home!"
• "Do you think my doctor today will be Dr. Dre that comes to see me?"
• "Why does the nurse want me to drink 2 apple juices?  That's a lot of juice, my tummy is gonna hurt!  It's just ridiculous!  Who drinks 2 apple juices at once?"
• "Why did the doctor ask you if I went pee or poop today?  Does she want to know if I have traveller's diarrhea?"
• "Can we go home now?  Oh my gosh, this is taking a lot of hours!"
• "I hate the hospital.  I hate needles.  I hate doctors."

I wish I could say that it was the fever talking, but these are the sort of things that young Brady always says.  Brady's 5 ½ years old; going on 55 years old.