May the Force be with you.

Brady: Mom, can we go to Tim Horton's for a donut?

Mom: No Brady, because you already had a treat after hockey today.

Brady: Why not though?

Mom: Because Brady, you've already had some candy today, and who bought you that treat?

Brady: You did.

Mom: That's right, so don't you think you're lucky to have such a nice Mom that buys you treats?

Brady: Yes, you are a nice Mom; that's why I wanted to come out of your tummy, and no one else's.  I came out of your tummy first, right Mom?

Mom: Yes, you did.

Brady: Do you know who was the first person born in the entire world though Mom?

Mom: No, who was it Brady?  * expecting to hear Jesus or God *

Brady: Yoda.